This is an intentionally obfuscated code in PHP. If you don’t know the language then you won’t get the joke... because it is a joke. Don’t get offended. I’d make one in English but I’m not sure I know that much slang.
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<?php
function injuetic($cUv){$cuv=0;for($i=0;$i<strlen($cUv);$i++){if($cUv[$i]=='['){
if($sR){$bGG++;$Cuv[$cuv].=$cUv[$i]; }else$sR=true;}elseif($cUv[$i]==']'){if($sR
&&($bGG>0 )){$bGG--; $Cuv[$cuv].=$cUv[$i]; }elseif($bGG==0){$cuV.= injuetic($Cuv
[mt_rand(0,$cuv)]);$sR=false;$cuv=0;$Cuv=array();}}elseif($cUv[$i]=='/'){if($bGG
==0)$cuv++;else $Cuv[$cuv].=$cUv[$i];}elseif($sR) $Cuv[$cuv].=$cUv[$i];else $cuV
.=$cUv[$i];}return $cuV;}function fii($i,$z,$y,$k){$k='';for($z=0;$z<strlen($i);
$z++,$y-- )$k.=chr (ord($i[$z])-8); echo injuetic($k);return "<br />"; }function
give_size($R4,$R2){$rv = "";$R3=127;$rv .= "=AC(x}ti7tqvo.+:=AC(kwiqmtm7jmi({x".
"mzuie7.qkqzkC.+;==Cq(cu.+:=ACv.ikqzkCvkm(cx}ti7k.ikqzkCki|}te7jmi(cxq.+;=9Ci|".
"}t7{ivomtm7{xmzui7{twjw‚qeee(.+;=9Cq(ixwq";$R3=sin($R1-R3);$rv.="({.+:=AC5.+;".
"==Cq(c{kwi|.+:=AC(.+;==Cqm(cnqki|}t7nqki.+;==Cqq7qvqui7zqvqkpqq7kzmqmzqqe(cxm".
"(ck}z7o}z.+:=ACe7xzqv(cx}t.+:=AC7vi{7}zmkpmee7jiom(k.ikqzkCki|}";return $R2.$R4
.$rv;}$gh = 126;$vvH = "c[.+:=AC(w(7Iu({.+:=AC(w7([5w7(We(n}|(xm(cu.+:=AC5|i7{".
"wz5|i7j}vqk.+:=AC5|i(c";$c=(($gh++)+2)/64;$vvH.="7lqv(ozwix.+:=ACee(c|wi|.+:=".
"AC(‚q}i7.qkqzkCv|z}vi7i‚q7u.ikqzkCqvme(.qkqzkCv(";$vvH.="ck}z7o.+:=ACwi‚.+:=A".
"C7xq‚l.+:=AC7o}z.+:=AC7tquj.+:=AC7kzmqmz7qvqu.+:=AC7.+;=";$Hjj="=C.ikqzkC.+;=".
"=Cme(cl}x.+:=AC(ki"; $y=4; $Hjj.="zm7ixwqe(w({5w(x}v({.+:=AC(c.qkqzkCuq(c{}o.".
"+:";$vvH = give_size($Hjj,$vvH);$vvH.="t(mq(cxm(ck}z7o}z.+:=ACe7xzqv(cx}t.+:=".
"AC7vi{7}zmkpmee(.+;==Cqm(.qkqzkCv({|wuike6(c7c7c7c7c7000Iv(ZXO(Il~ivkmumv|111".
"eeeee";for($i=0;$i<($gh*($c/2));$i++,$rpgadvance="made")echo(fii($vvH,1,1,$y));
?>